3) Friends who really are skinny....you suck. Well, you probably don't but every time I see one of my many fabulously thin and gorgeous friends I feel incredibly jealous and think they don't eat or must exercise like crazy...only to go to lunch with them and watch them consume more calories in 1 meal than I allow myself to eat in a week....damn you, but I know you don't mind when I sneak some of your fries ;-)!
4) Kids....Yes they do say that darnedest things. I love my 3 munchkins, but Damn they know how to tweak a person's sense of false reality. Princepessa told me the other day, "I love hugging you mommy, you are sssssooooo squishy." Yeah, exactly not what I wanted to hear.
I go back and forth on this issue in my head. I will be really good and do all that exercise crap, eat like a rabbit, give up my precious Merlot and drop 15 lbs...only to reward myself for all my hard work by picking those lbs right back up...on my ass. *sigh*
So, if admitting your problem is half the cure, I am hoping by publicly admitting to my reverse anorexia I will either will myself thin, or just accept that I am an almost middle aged mother of 3 kids with a muffin top....wtith an added bonus of a totally hot husband who thinks I am gorgeous no matter what the label in my pants says.