|Not the actual dumbass, but an actor portraying him|
You are a major f-tard. Just because you screwed up and are now scrambling to find a scapegoat for your misguided actions I will NOT be your punching bag. In case you didn't notice, you are 6'3" and I am 5'3", so it is probably unlikely that I was bullying you when I pointed out the reality of your lackadaisical actions over the past 9 months. Yes, now YOU have some 'splaining to do and I am not going to bail you out. YOU are the one with the 2 fancy lease cars, corner office, and staff. I am the peon that has been going behind you cleaning up your shit-pile like a street sweeper. Is it really my fault that now you are being questioned? Should I just bury my head in the sand like you have, and pretend that it is all going to work out when clearly you have created a big f'n mess? I think not. Oh, and YES I have documented every.single.time you declined to act on the situation, so just try to blame me.
For what it is worth, you may have felt better venting your pedantic frustrations on me, but you looked like a major ass. All 5 people who witnessed your toddler-like outburst were full of indignation and umbrage after our meeting. As far as your comment that I was "yelling at you", all the while you were standing over me, projecting spittle in my direction and banging the table, next time I will try whispering. Pardon me, I didn't realize that you had such sensitive hearing to rational speech.
|Can't wait to see how you explain this!|
I have decided that passive resistance is the way to go with you. So even though you deserve to be brought to the carpet for your actions, I will be sitting back and watching you crash and burn. I am sure the VP will be happy to know your decisions has cost the company a lot of money! I hope you enjoyed your little venting session, because when you are the PEON next month, I am sure you will be handed your ass to yourself on a shiny platter. Meanwhile, I will be laughing my ass off!
So, congratulations! You are the idiot of the year. Let me know how you like the reward that will be coming to you soon 'cuz I am sure the company will appreciate your attempt to play hide the weeny with their money!
|Even David thinks you are an idiot!|