So, as you may be aware, my offspring/demonspawn/trolls/angels/kids (all depending on the day), have had the misfortune to develop my sarcastic sense of humor. Recently I have overheard them say the following things to each other:
Bubbie to Princepessa: Hey, did you know you are adopted?
Princepessa: You are such a liar, I know for a FACT that is not true!
Bubbie: REALLY? How?
Princepessa: Mom already has said, 100 times, that if she didn't give birth to me she would have sold me on eBay!
Manudo to Princepessa: Why are you so annoying?
Princepessa: Because one day you are going to be grown up and move away, and I am making sure you remember me!
Manudo: Aren't you going to grow up and move away too?