|Even though I like to eat cavegirl style,|
I am a GIRLY girl!
Here are some snippets of conversations either heard or relayed that Princepessa has had:
1. At 3 years old Princepessa was in a daycare. She had fallen and hit her head. The policy of the school is to call whenever any type of injury occurs involving the head. The teacher took her in to the office to make the call. While I was speaking with her teacher, Princepessa had the following discussion with the administrative assistant of the school:
P: You are very beautiful Ms. B.
Ms. B: Thank you P.
P: Ms. B, Why are your boobies so big?
Ms. B: Because that's the way God made them.
P: After thinking about it for a while responds, "Well you must have been a really good angel before you were born for God to give you those boobies, they are VERY nice!"
2. Our Nanny, aka the kind woman who keeps me sane, took Princepessa and her siblings swimming this Summer at a friend's house. Nanny's friend is this gorgeous Chaldean girl with this beautifully bronze skin. P asked her if she had been tanning. The kind lady explained that no, she was born with darker skin. Princepessa responded, "Well your mommy must have had a sunlamp in her tummy for you to have such tan skin!"
3. On my recent birthday we had the following conversation:
P: Happy Birthday Mommy! You are the most gorgeous mommy in the whole universe. You are better than a Princess, you are the Queen of all beautiful mommies!"
Me: Thanks! I love you so much, I think you are the sweetest little girl in the whole universe!
P: I love you so much that when you die, I am coming to your memorial service and then every single year I will go to your grave and put flowers on it!
Me: That would be nice, but could we please not discuss my dying on my birthday?
P: Well, did you know that if you live to be 100 years old the President will call you on your birthday? How many more years will that be for you, mommy?
P: <insert long pause with sound of crickets> Well.......oh.......that's a long time.....but, I will put flowers on your grave every year.
Not only is the precious child precocious, she is also very smart and very artistic. She is the kind of kid that will sit for hours and hours completing art projects. All of which are "Special" and must be hung up and are dedicated to me, her "most awesomist mom in the world." HOWEVER, she cannot focus long enough to remember to flush the toilet!
|I bet even this can can remember to flush, but|
Princepessa always forgets!
|Hello! I am P's new best friend!|
Until next time!